About Ashiyana

Q&A

We have tried to give answers here to all of the most frequently asked questions.

Q :: Why are yogis always so bloody self-righteous?
A :: Its all part of the self-image needed to bolster their fragile egos.

Q :: Why can't we smoke, drink and do drugs like we normally do?
A :: Well that's a good question. Being self-righteous we would say that it's offering you the chance to confront your addictions. Actually it's because Chris is a control freak and he doesn't like any of them.

Q :: Are we going to eat weird and bland food that's "DOING US GOOD"?
A :: Who says that "stir-fried veggies sprinkled with crushed butterfly wings in snake bile sauce" is weird or bland?

Q :: Why is the water so warm?
A :: Shut up!